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****LATE BREAKING NEWS (12:45pm, Tuesday, The Day Before The Festival): more Roller Derby girls shall be on the show, around 1ish; so, the plan is to worship Melanie Durrant during HOUR ONE, focus on “roller derby” music during HOUR TWO, and who knows (?) during HOUR THREE–in other words, what is written below may turn out to be a Big Phat Greek Lie and/or material for next week’s show.****

Noon-

O CANADA

O SWEET LOVING COMPASSIONATE ANGEL & SINCERE APOLOGY FOR ASKING A CUSTOMER ABOUT A BUZZER NUMBER

WORD OF THE DAY: “Pizza Rage”

QUESTION OF THE DAY: IS SOMEBODY FROM THE OFFICE OF GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS GOING TO CALL ME?

TODAY’S ARTISTS:

Noon - 1pm: LMFAO; LMFAO feat. Pit Bull; Far East Movement; Filly; Beyonce; Bloc Party; MIA; Ryan Leslie feat. Paseo; Lonely Island; Eminem (but we’ll keep this in the background cuz of the bad words)

1pm-2pm: Melanie Durrant

2pm-3pm: Fu Schnickens; Red Fox; Bling Dawg; Burro Banton; Capleton; Eek-A-Mouse; Barrington Levy; Junior Reid; Alessi; Iggy Pop & James Williamson; My New Enemy

The DJ Report:

Tunage [10 song all vinyl dance mix]: I’M IN MIAMI B*TCH REMIX INSTRUMENTAL; I’M IN MIAMI B*TCH REMIX; GIRLS ON THE DANCEFLOOR; SWEAT; HALO REMIX; HALO DUB; PAPER PLANE; WHY THEY HATE ME; SANTANA DVX; INSANE ~30

PSA PARTY (hosted by DJ Johnny K)!

-Blog Fan Mail

-CPDJA News

-InSound News

-Vancouver craigslist News: harrassing DJs

1pm-

Grammar Time:

Tunage: [A Melanie Durrant Spotlight (& Update)]

PSA PARTY (hosted by J-Man)

-Semantics (Using Kraft Dinner Crackers As A Conversational Stimulus)

-Alliteration: Consonance Can Climb Collaborative Culminations

-French Addition Of Editing Exercises

2pm-

For The Record:

-Five Minutes Of Johnny’s Life Story–Part I (Waking Up From A Coma) **PREEMPTED BY LATE BREAKING NEWS ABOUT COPS**

Tunage [10 song all vinyl "Security" mix]: RING THE ALARM; DEM A MURDERER; WE HAVE IT LOCKED; MONEY FRIEND; ARMSHOUSE; ASSASSINATOR; MURDERER; RASTA GOVERNMENT; SAVIN THE DAY; KILL CITY ~30

PSA PARTY (hosted by Mr. Microphone)!

-Clown From Honeywell

-”Climate Change”

RIGHTEOUS REBEKAH RANTAGE: Why I Finally Yelled @ Two Bus Drivers On Two Separate Occasions

-Jamaican News (brought to you by J-Man)

-Cascade Readings For The Visually Impaired

Tunage–Auditory Onslaught Primer [digital]: TBA, by My New Enemy

Next Week: More Stuff!

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-Johnny